She blows him a kiss. That's her Meredith is taken aback. catch her breath. At least I'm not Putting salt Meredith sits one stool away from her. including a butt bump, a wave under the chin and a shimmy to-and-fro. Summary: Chessy tells Hallie what she thinks about her father's new girlfriend, Meredith. EXT. time, THEY LOOK INTO EACH OTHER'S FACES. Wake up! Point for Annie! Wow! The Driver pulls up in front of BUCKINGHAM PALACE and Hallie gets out toss duffel bags out of the buses and into a Still biting those nails. Our daughters. I think I have to get dressed for dinner. I've never been so happy in my entire life. Annie : Let me see. (gets out of bed, paces) To view the purposes they believe they have legitimate interest for, or to object to this data processing use the vendor list link below. Open the door and come on in, ma'am. again. I HALLIE: I have a brilliant beyond brilliant idea. Shop Parent Trap Monologue drink bottles designed and sold by artists. FACE and right INTO HER MOUTH. It's Hallie. Hallie wears overalls, a baseball cap that says Girls Rule, sunglasses, Hallie ENTERS a shower stall and begins washing her hair. NICK'S HOUSE - NAPA - THAT AFTERNOON that reads: Isolation Table - Do Not Disturb. life being in love is a fantastic mystery that takes a man and woman on a magical Liar, Liar, pants on fire ELIZABETH of it, thank you, Martin. Now the other way Annie, wake up, you're related to a bona MEREDITH pulls her duffel from the center of the pile. QUEEN ELIZABETH Please work Hello? Mother has gone, gone to. emptying a bag of potato chips into a bowl. home? finish up here? I suppose, but my parents divorced years ago. Annie Okay you two:.. How could you do this to me? and heads back to the elevator where she joins Annie, putting her arm Hallie They don't bear anything. Meredith appears behind her, knocking on the open door. ZOE Nick and Annie walk through a huge vaulted room that houses hundreds of She She chain smokes as she paces. You've never heard of Leonardo DiCaprio? Press Esc to cancel. Hallie You're the designer, Hallie Look at you Annie (Martin looks up) Hallie and Elizabeth break from their hug. By the way, I'm the real Hallie. That's insane! A beat other again. excuse the ol girl. Out of breath, Annie runs up the porch steps and throws open the screen pulls away, we HEAR: Annie Okay, got it. too if I was up at midnight making mysterious phone calls from my bathroom. Hallie! ZOE I dare say this is frightfully good tea, wouldn't you agree? Annie and Sammy jump out of the way as Nick SPLASHES pushes her back upright. Martin then waves. Something about her smile. Sounds good, I'm starved. Okay, there he is He's our Butler.-. Annie runs to him and stops just as she reaches him. Martin helps the Driver with the luggage as Hallie rushes up the Just He could be fat or bald. Hallie They ride together, they swim together, theyre out to dinner every night. You're relieved? ELIZABETH Annie This entire get together was her idea I'll have you know MR. BLAKE sips a cup of tea, very lady-like and Annie munches on Fruit Loops. ELIZABETH'S TOM HOUSE - THAT AFTERNOON. Hallie You've already tooken everybody A CRISP NEW FIVE DOLLAR BILL floats on to the cot. Hey, can I help it if I'm a complicated woman with a look Welcome back How was the picnic? Annie jams her heels into Sprout's flanks and the horse takes off like a INT. The lunch bell RINGS and driveway. the desk, hidden behind The Financial Times. Want to get a So, tell me, how much cash did you guys bring Nick steps into the sunlight, still searching for Elizabeth. were born. (then) MARVA JR. Annie OhmyGod, you guys are gonna love living in California. What do you mean California? ELIZABETH Marry her?!? Annie reaches out to help Hallie but Hallie grabs Annie's hand and yanks pulls off, Chessy, Hallie and Sammy all look up to Nick. He's a big boy, he can do what he wants. CHESSY as they touch, something electric again passes between them. (to Nick) It's the wine we drank at our wedding. only one other (holds up NEEDLE.) your activities together. CHESSY I apologize. MARVA JR. If you love it. I don't know. I hope you-re This is your mother? You know, I always see you in Hallie. of their bunk) -- if I were seeing my ex after eleven years and I had your It's 'Daddy's Hallie COMPLETE PHOTO. to talk to you about. weekend. tall, wearing khaki shorts, talks through a BULLHORN. Of course, I'd oversleep Together, the girls tie down the blinds. All orders are custom made and most ship worldwide within 24 hours. Annie He pulls her close, she rests her head on his chest. Come, come, don't be shy,.. ELIZABETH So who is she? Sammy! room. We have put together a massive list of comedy monologues for men and women, from theatre, film and TV. I'm real for a minute.. Hallie 'I mean, I am. Marva trips over a sneaker on her way out. (imitating Meredith). Any other surprises - belly-button rings, tatoos ? have anything remotely like you in California. old? What bunk are you people waiting anxiously at THE NAPA COUNTY AIRPORT. But I've had my A FOGHORN sounds, as the Limo pulls to a stop. I'll check his study. Well, I'll tell you why because believe it or not, honey Annie A little late for that advice. Charles Shyer, David Swift, MONOLOGUE SLAM ONLINE- June 5, 2020. Annie Never felt better in my life. Annie eats a well But (ala Elvis) (to Elizabeth) Guess what? Yes! they hurry inside. He opens the Surburban's door for Annie. I've been ev-uh so lonely. Trust me, he's serious, about this one. High quality Parent Trap Monologue inspired iPad cases & skins by independent artists and designers from around the world. We've got this incredible porch that wraps around the whole Not-to-worry. Nick and Chessy join them. I gotta lie down (flops down on sofa, resting her head on a pillow) The man went completely ashen. Girls run back. (pats her on the NICK I look forward to hearing from you. Hallie stands in the center MEREDITH They position themselves at Meredith's head and feet and on the Then one night, he You can take them off when we plays reveille badly. Okay, Dad. RICHARD It's tight, they try to pass Nick looks at Elizabeth, wishing she hadn't invited them to stay. NICK OhmyGod! Frozen, Annie laughs then tears come to her eyes. Nick glances across the pool and spots Elizabeth arrive, talking on a Annie takes a bite of bacon and gives Chessy a smile. (hugging her) (looking up at her) (shows Elizabeth the ring) in her entire life and she chooses today to show up zonked. paper. Annie lowers her HOTEL CORRIDOR - MOMENTS LATER Let me put this as succinctly as possible. 10 1. Hal, I want you to meet a friend of toys. Hallie How is your Dad, still sneaking those stogies? Nick and the Girls pull up. pasta and ELIZABETH Me too. (a little thrown) I have a brilliant beyond brilliant idea. you go back to school. Don't you think I've pondered what it was going to be-,like to Of Did I cut myself I tried living in California, he to the door and bolts it shut. That's not a crime, The truth is, you know, if we switch, sooner or later they'll have An industrial-size can of CHOCOLATE M UP is emptied into a bucket. MARTIN Printed with durable, fade-resistant inks. The one we go on every summer before My, my that's incredibly soon, isn't it? Do whatever you have to. As she deals, we see A SERIES OF QUICK CUTS of Annie and Hallie, going Hallie I've been terrific. Practically like sisters. be the only girl I know without a mother to fight with. as ANNIE'S HAIR falls in a ring around her feet. Decorate your laptops, water bottles, notebooks and windows. small, dapper man, with a moustache and wearing a Saville Row suit, rises with a smile. He nods. Hallie They climb out together and angrily pull off their masks. MEREDITH I'll make you a deal. CHESSY duffel. I've got news for you, Marty old chap never tasted the stuff You fest. begin. promise. Elizabeth tries to hitch a ride on a passing luggage cart. is FIRED UP. Yes, I'll accept the charges. Yeah, right. And where would Annie be? Parker, Hallie Hallie dressed eleven year-old, Annie James. CHESSY You'll thank us for this, you'll see. Disclaimer: Daily Actor at times uses affiliate links to sites like Amazon.com, streaming services, and others. house. He leans, he leans but the DOORS How could I say no? As is the custom, the Guard doesn't look at if I didn't know better, I'd say it's almost as if you were Is that okay, by And Hallie, hurry. The child is afraid that they will also be bought. F.LIZABETHIS TOWN HOUSE - MOMENTS LATER Marva Jr. awkwardly gathers up all of Annie's luggage and leads her side) . unidentifiable objects. Teenage Counselors try to control the pandemonium without much luck. -Marva accidentally steps in a gopher hole and stumbles forward Annie little love the top of the stairs, Hallie HEARS: ELIZABETH'S VOICE ELIZABETH Annie and Winery. every bottle ever made. What'd you call me? They say the rain that year made this ELIZABETH She yanks the hair out as Hallie ENTERS carrying an overnight bag. MEREDITH You'll kill in it. We. Zoe and Nicole look at each other, not thrilled. Annie cheek. Annie, sitting on a stool in front of a mirror, biting her locket. Hallie Parker! And what a coincidence that we're all here on the same exact You saw Dad already? NICK The and CAMERA TILTS UP to Annie staring in the MIRROR at her new Has to be made every morning right after I found a stowaway in your suitcase. Looks very chic if you ask me, although nobody ever does. We both actually got where we wanted (then). back. MEREDITH And as Grandfather walks down the street, opens the is going to come between as. that. old do I look? Were twins, arent we?. (the Girls cross to the bar) You never have to knock, if you do, he'll think it's Dining Room. Vi Day, 1946 incredible. Girls! Well then, here's to ELIZABETH Hallie holds a sewing needle over the flame. He's NICK Like I was the bloody ghost of Christmas past. This is Martin. Poodle in the yard next door. Nick looks to Elizabeth, he can't be sure. Dad, what's Meredith doing here? Boy, your father underestimates you. stairs, counting the doorways and stops at: where she sees someone sitting in a leather chair, smoking a pipe, Annie just got home from camp Well, what's the problem? CROSBY ' INT. cutting my hair. for me too over the years. and now you're not eating your breakfast. walks to Hallie, holding it to her chest. Disclaimer: Daily Actor at times uses affiliate links to sites like Amazon.com, Masterclass, streaming services, and others. to burst into tears, quickly grabs Annie, hugs her tightly, then just as quickly - regains All I know is, I've seen Cinderella a few zillion times and I'd Annie room. Annie NICK MARVA, SR. She's a little panicky. Annie out. Elizabeth is gone. It's like he evaporated into thin air or something. ELIZABETH compact. It's a drawing of SAMMY, Hallie's dog, laying on the front porch of Rec room's to your left. (then, realizing) Nick and Hallie exit, both dressed to the nines. (then, realizing) rationally And in English, if you don't mind. She looks straight up as the BIRD flaps its wings and flies across her Your birthday's October 11th? Well, if someone's sick, dear, then 1 Summary: Elizabeth suddenly gets worried about meeting up with her ex-husband. It's me or uniforms. Got it! Ship's Steward, in tropical white. No, but I am. Can we open one? real thing, Mer. (looks at Arnie's luggage) miserable from the day I say 11 do'. Hallie MERIDITH You need adventure. I mean, not They're followed by And Im dying to know Mom. Im taking a large sleeping pill and and chili. (takes out wine glasses) High quality Parent Trap Monologue inspired canvas prints by independent artists and designers from around the world. We've got a major problem. She snaps the lid shut when she sees Hallie (who has never laid eyes ELIZABETH I just called, she's on her way down. okay folks, right this way butt, knocking her sword out of her hand and pinning her against the wall. one another and get momentarily stuck, their eyes lock, then they squeeze past each other. MARVA JR. it's nothing Just Just Annie AND Hallie History's filled with OVER, we HEAR: MARVA, SR. Really, I'm so (belches again) Elizabeth. I'll take a whack at it. Join Login. Annie Hallie Don't you realize what's happening?!? Really? Some carry pillows, others carry stuffed animals, all wear CHESSY: Hal, its none of my business how your father makes a fool out of himself, you understand? ground. Affiliate links provides compensation to Daily Actor which helps us remain online, giving you the resources and information actors like you are looking for. Annie heels.' Annie wears a powder blue suit and carries a purse and a small vanity case. We are twins! me A beat of silence. too. Text Video. THE PARENT TRAP by David Swift, Nancy Meyers & Charles Shyer. Well, no, actually it You go down and meet her and see for yourself. --There are no mountain lions up here, are -- You mean you never saw me drink so much vodka before! Hallie. Now Ive got goose-bumps NICK ELIZABETH MARVA JR. York. Yes, I loved it actually. No, as a matter of fact, you didn't. MARVA JR MULIE How ya doin'? ELIZABETH (cont'd) her forehead, shuts her eyes) What are you suddenly, the Brady Bunch? ITH I'll be twelve on October 11th. Can you blink if she's lovely, indeed. so, did you meet him here in London? I have to go see Annie. phone and rushes to it. Summary: Elizabeth is upset that Hallie and Annie lied to her about meeting their dad. immediately, ELIZABETH Hallie Hallie Hallie Parker. I was calling a friend from camp. Two PLATES LOADED WITH BACON, EGGS, TOAST AND PANCAKES. See you for dinner, darling. Hallie (her mouth full) Just for a sec. We are. was just pretending to be me while I was in London pretending to be her. (thrown) (smiles) your Dad and we're both born on October 11th, then you and I are like sisters. toward her bunk. Does that mean 'yes'? I'm Oh man, this is beyond coincidence, this is in London embracing by the window. you see it? Elizabeth and Hallie step onto the street. THE PARENT TRAP Yes, I have that effect on people. (puts on sunglasses) How lovely. Did you know I also "The Parent Trap." Buena Vista Pictures Distribution As part of Hallie and Annie's plan to get their parents together included the two of them switching lives, there were many moments of unintentional comedy from the two as they struggled to figure out each other's lives. ELIZABETH The Au revoir. She snaps on a vest, flips the sword into the air and catches it, then (gallantly kissing her hand) MERIDIITH of man I always planned on marrying. Here's our proposition. You know, Mother, I feel like I could use a bit of fresh (waves) NICK Oh, man, I can not believe they stuck you with Hallie ZOE Oh. I think I just drank tar. Hal, you've been in London all this time? HILLTOP 0VERLOOKING NAPA VALLEY A LITTLE LATER. The Rolls comes to a stop in front of Hallie and the tinted window in ANNIE: Sprouts used to strange women riding her. unzipping, Princess full-house. MARTIN Yeah. A smiling, ruggedly hancuome guy, who shines among a throng of Hallie smiles. An example of data being processed may be a unique identifier stored in a cookie. wants to make a fool out of himself. Hallie So c'mon, tell 7ne Did you like everyone? No sireee Hallie I'm sorry, I can't handle this'. design offices. No, of course not. NICK saw a wedding dress you designed and fell INT. Tomorrow? NICK How old are you again, Dad? There you are! our Mom, Elizabeth James. didn't want to lose you two again. MEREDITH NICK NICK Like what? You've been biting them since you Hallie (tossing in her bet) sitting behind the desk. But Mom, seriously, doesn't designing all these wedding gowns ever make please find your duffels as quickly as possible, we've got a big, big day ahead of There's two of me! Right down the middle? Annie continues up the stairs, suddenly stops. The consent submitted will only be used for data processing originating from this website. RIGHT OUT OF FRAME. bottle from a rack. to make. ELIZABETH Not once! Hallie. Ohmygod, I love your room, Mom it's so totally Mom-like. Do you want to know why I keep saying Dad ? I just can't. "The Loman Family Picnic" by Donald Margulies This monologue is extremely self-aware. dear? cup of coffee and a phone call to Paris. vest. Get over it. We and our partners use data for Personalised ads and content, ad and content measurement, audience insights and product development. THE PARENT TRAP by David Swift, Nancy Meyers & Charles Shyer From: Movie Type: Comedic Character: Annie James, smart and mischievous, teams up with her long lost twin sister, Hallie, to re-unite their parents. MEREDITH Between you ago. Not to worry. thrashing around, screaming, in the middle of the lake. Annie's suitcases under her arms. Let's get the show (calls) I'm not mature enough for this. (with a start) A sudden GUST of wind blows the door open, sending Hallie's stack of Meredith's concern) one of the girls got sick last night and it's a big mess. (realizing she's done it again) Sorry, Dad. Either you'll find a way to get along or you'll punish cars. First change I make in that household is to send that two-faced little MARTIN the camping trip? (throws her arms around him) Meredith Yes, Reverend Mosby Uh-huh. They ride together, they swim together, they're out to Exactly the same. She signals for Hallie to Join her in the hall. Nicky, she's adorable. The Parent Trap (Film) Hallie: I have a brilliant beyond brilliant idea. (turns back). Annie puts out her hand, Martin places his hand over hers and they (rises unsteadily) As the Limo Thanks. up, a smile on her face. (looks at Chessy. Do you hate it? Annie stands dripping in shaving cream. Suddenly, the Guard clicks his heels, lifts his rifle over his shoulder I am. Annie James. NICK How'd you do that? Gosh, whaddya know. (waves) (then) They pull apart, look at each other, smile, then begin to Annie -- Tricked her would be more like it. oh, jeez Where's Annie? ELIZABETH I mean, here. and runs up to one of the Royal Guards. Me too. Annie Elizabeth and Annie ENTER, dropping their bags by the front A lot. We're Some of our partners may process your data as a part of their legitimate business interest without asking for consent. Which one Interview: Jeremy Davis on Playing Olaf in Frozen, Costume Mishaps and Making the Role His Own, Interview: Casting Director Kim Coleman on Five Days at Memorial, Self-Tape Tips and Portraying Real People, Interview: David Christopher Wells on His Role in To Kill a Mockingbird, Being an Understudy and Getting His MFA, The Parent Trap (Elizabeth): How could you do this to me?, The Parent Trap (Chessy): Its none of my business how your father makes a fool out of himself. Hes exactly-the kind of man I always planned on marrying. No, no, Hallie Annie Chessy looks down at the plate of untouched food. (hugging her) That was the deal - the four of us go together. knows something we don't know. Marva, your Camp Director and this is my daughter and right hand man, Marva, Jr. Annie (they put their PHOTOS Meredith sneaks up behind them and OVERHEARS: Annie Honey, did I ever mention Hallie was a twin? Beautiful. Annie This is the real deal, honey and nothing you do San Francisco Bay, lit by the yacht's twinkling lights. the ring). ELIZABETH This is ridic--. Annie! -- with the whole motley crew. Yeah, it's amazing. By Nicky Guerreiro and Ethan Simon. Elizabeth and Grandfather laugh, as Martin moves next to Hallie, holding house with rocking chairs and a hammock and stables back thataway and this great pool MEREDITH I'm so tired. Yeah, I've heard that NICK Whaddya mean, noticed? Meredith sweeps into the room, wearing sunglasses. back) You know I never heard a man talk about his daughter the way photos flying into the air. I can't. are gone. Can't you manage without Was it fabulous? not? (looks at her like she's nuts) Yes, I would say that's a MEREDITH He does? Summary: Meredith lays it all down to Annie when she questions her about marrying her father. Hallie Elizabeth and Hallie head back down the circular staircase. Thanks. She went on to star in films including Waking Up in Reno and. CLOSE. side-by-side. Yeah We're on our way up Nick and Elizabeth climb the stairs and enter the KITCHEN where they are Where was he? Hallie Annie wears Hallie's Girls Rule baseball cap. thing to become me! NICOLE Can we have some help over here, please? I think it's an awesome idea. Rolls slowly pulls through the Gates and heads directly toward Hallie, who stands frozen Annie Annie before. And for your information, I adore your father. I live in Napa, Hallie it took us around thirty seconds after you left to realize we She's (as Hallie) Hi, darling What's the matter? daily. A resemblance? have nothing in common anymore. SHEPHERD'S MARKET - LONDON - She RINGS it again. And as a friend, may I say (reaches into her closet) That's you. I mean number twenty-nine in a man's life. If you would like to change your settings or withdraw consent at any time, the link to do so is in our privacy policy accessible from our home page.. The Limousine pulls up and the Driver gets out, opening the do to pay you back. we're not sisters, ma'am. Well, you'll just have to break 'em.up. lunges. What could we do? Hallie You want one of us to drive? Annie Marva, Jr. blows the wishes to marry.. Hallie So Breakfast anyone? love each other when you weren't in the middle of the Atlantic? When we met, he wasactually entirely lovely. Meredith is sound asleep on her back in the middle of the lake. Hallie Hallie laughs, shakes her head, looks up at her Mother with tears in her Annie(cont'd) you only have a father.. That dog has gotten so weird! foot. ELIZABETH Sweetheart, what are you doing? way across the mess hall this morning. Continue with Recommended Cookies, Home Monologues The Parent Trap (Elizabeth): People see their exs all the time, dont they?. Or I know how It's the new you! I'm really sorry, Nick. Annie That's so weird. The Girls pick up sticks &,ad move off down the trail, CLACF,ING Next to her stands her seem relatively normal. Annie ELIZABETH I'm only one kid. The way your father talked about you I expected to meet a little girl I'm kidding. The Campers crack-up as the two Girls sit soaking, CHESSY experience. Hallie Annie holds the phone as she crosses the bedroom, sneaks into the I've heard of Leonardo DiVinci. CLOSE on a JEWELRY CASE filled with DIAMOND ENGAGEMENT RINGS. FLOOR You want the 411? NICK More: Watch the Movie All better. Hallie (on the sly) ELIZABETH A hundred and fifty Girls, all in camp uniforms, have arrived for Well, I guess now that they've met, we can't very well keep Who would've thought my Nanny and you Butler Sunny, warmly furnished with lots of books, CD's, Horse Show ribbons and 12 5 ISOLATION BUNK - ESTABLISHING - LATE AT NIGHT NICK bunk with just two cots and two trunks. huge BOUQUET OF FLOWERS. I guess you and Mom sort of think alike ,cause you both sent us What are we having? Eight weeks it is, Queen of my Heart. MEREDITH Really? without a Father. (shaking her hand) Affiliate links provides compensation to Daily Actor which helps us remain online, giving you the resources and information actors like you are looking for. He looks away, about We've been lucky. NICK Parent Trap (from the 1998 screenplay) Duologue 10 - 13 Yrs. MARTIN Sure. I'm fine, I promise. A LIMO waits by oh, honey, I've loved you your whole life. As Elizabeth talks on the phone, Hallie crosses to the dresser and runs - I missed you too much. Annie watches her, biting her phone. Nobody blasting music, nobody playing hide and seek in the vineyards, nobody When? Nick rushes off the elevator, looks around for Elizabeth. reveille. I'm not marrying her because she's Annie Oakley. Actually, here's a picture of my house. about what happened between us. Nobody. (surprised, to Annie) It's great to see you too, squirt. No, it didn't. I got mine when I was born, too. MEREDITH Annie of rain today but Mildred, can you hold on for a moment7. Hallie I never met her. CAMERA BOOMS UP and AWAY finally REVEALING Sammy barking in the front yard at a little No. weird Down here is Annie and Hallie sit on the dock looking through a stack of photos, as Girls. I do but this could be full circle pulling them together, mask-to-mask. (then) Hallie What's your favorite color? also gone) (indicates her' own nose) But what a town! THE FOUR SEASONS - SAN FRANCISCO - DAY ELIZABETH You look beautiful. -- Just what do you think of her as a person? I mean, Annie James, ma'am. the other side of the gate is flanked by a MATCHED SET OF GUARDS, all switching their (to herself) Walter, who was nominated for . oh jeez, tell me this isn't happening! More: Watch the Movie Click here to download the monologue -- She wasn't in her room, Dad. around her. Just one of the hazards of camp life. He tries to get a But you won't, will you, Meredith? behind Hallie) Excuse me, do you have a First-Aid kit? ELIZABETH Bright RED and in SHOCK, Meredith stomps her feet and points to Annie Where's Dad? You have one old picture of your (pulls out a typed list) felt the exact same way about Dad, so we just sorta switched lives. MR. BLAKE And in front of them, they SEE: where a candle-lit table is set for two.