[background song playing] -Thats well done! The "Ellen DeGeneres Show" is currently in its 18th season and will end after Season 19. I was younger than that I think Michael Jackson was in NewOrleans and I was so I heard where he was, that what street he was on and so, Ichased, I didnt chase. Every time wed go get a dollars worth of gas so Im like: Just fill it up once, just And Ilook back now and Im like: Oh, we were poor. Thats why. Lets call it sometime mid June. But since Im home and youre home, I thought I could say a few words to all the years graduates, and put your caps and gowns on if you have them nearby. Follow that, but I think that signs do help us and I think that if we pay attention to those signs, they do guide us. if you lookback at the first season. Birds it turns out, love music. Boss died by suicide at a hotel Tuesday, according to a report from the Los Angeles medical . [claps] And then when youre sweaty, trying totake them off Its like Ive never taken one off. Yep, the green beans. I had no idea I was in a cage. We also use third-party cookies that help us analyze and understand how you use this website. And you know, I went through a depression and people made fun of me and people were writingarticles about me, dissecting the wholeprocess and why I did it and that Ishouldnt have done it and you know, it was just a really tough thing. And when I married Portia, she had a little ladder. In the end, everything will be all right. Jen Aniston has dry eye. Everybody was all nervous about dandruff and then Sofia Vergara does this Head & Shoulders commercial Her son has dandruff. Ive decided, its the best. Yeah. Yep, you could get that for sure. I said: Yes, thats what I wear. He goes: Thats the wrong kind of shoe foryou. Like he was probably at a party in the 20s. Squirrels live in trees. It was really, really special. Do you know why a chicken coop only has two doors? Ellen Degeneres: (07:53) Its actually one of my first dance teachers and also the dance team coach. -It is? But the fine dining. So I get downstairs and my friend isstill down wandering around in thehallway and Im like: What are you still doing here? And hes like: Im lost. And Im like: Ohmy God. How many times have I shown you the frontdoor? Its the news, without the news. [crowd laughs] When I roll it, I make sure theres nothing in there, in the pockets. they dont know what to do. I mean [crowd laughs] Its about winning. Ellen Degeneres: (01:39) I love you. Directors Joel Gallen Starring Ellen DeGeneres Genres Comedy, Arts, Entertainment, and Culture Subtitles English [CC] Audio languages English Thats very cool, and look where you are now, huh? I dont wanna stop you. Transcribe your audio files to find high-impact insights in minutes. Is that the largest popcorn you've got there, that bucket? Any cookies that may not be particularly necessary for the website to function and is used specifically to collect user personal data via analytics, ads, other embedded contents are termed as non-necessary cookies. No, thats not what you do. Only when you hit the dance floor, will you dance. Cut to you, sitting at a bar, drunk, in the same outfit the entire time. You goaround them and show them how they shouldbe driving and then you hit a red light. "I learned. We keep things we all keep things that are, you know, I dont like to waste things. [ Gillian comes out ] Gillian: I can't believe I have to come on a talk show to see you anymore. Im trying to do What he do, with raise the roof? The same people who lovedme, overnight, just hated me. OK. We're doing our best to make sure our content is useful, accurate and safe.If by any chance you spot an inappropriate comment while navigating through our website please use this form to let us know, and we'll take care of it shortly. She opens the show with an obligatory . Its just gotten out of hand. Thank you. We all have our things that we do, that kind of doesnt make sense. Ellen Degeneres: (00:00) https://www.scripts.com/writer/ellen_degeneres/5244. Its usually a Prius, isnt it? I was so angry atfleas and I was like And I just thoughtthey must do something because I do trulybelieve that everything in nature works together. Dont let anyone try and talk you out of them. He had a thing in his mouth that he played when he played guitar. Im torn, I dont know how I feel. Ellen: I know! Ellen DeGeneres: ( 04:48) All I've ever wanted to do is make people feel good and laugh, and there is no greater feeling than when someone tells me that I've made their day better with my show, or that I've helped them get through a sickness or a hard time in their lives. I dont think thats a good thing. I was working out like six days a week and then I had a sports injury. Theyre looking at me, and Im looking atthem and I get back in the car and I pull around. Im good. [crowd claps], Thats a job, there are so many jobs when you think aboutit. Ellen DeGeneres' long-running daytime talk show will come to an end after 19 seasons. In an interview with The Hollywood Reporter published on Wednesday, Ms. DeGeneres denied that the workplace allegations had anything to do with her departure, saying she had long known 2022 would. Shake it off.. Hes got dandruff. Yeah, thats very clever and very fresh, and.. Well, thats wonderful hearing thatfrom you. I think a junk drawer, that also is an adult thing that happens when were adults. I dont know I am still gay by the way. Want to walk it like a dog, yeah You can tell its May because people are wearing floral print face masks. I mean, I dont know how many people have had a cap in the eye, but I have. Im there three days, Ill bring six books and Yeah. When I dosomething stupid, its a story. The place with all the words? -Ill get the asparagus. Ellen Degeneres: (00:27) Thats good good advice. You know what I mean You know what I mean, yeah. Andy Lassner: (06:21) Youll wear them until theres alittle tiny hole starting and youre like:Thats not that bad. Thats a simple little hole that you can just Your heel can be pokingthrough, its like a halter top foryour foot. Ellen's talent, personal warmth and insight have earned her recognition as a global entertainer and household name. That and coal mining cause that seems hard, too. But I really For a few minutes there it really seemed like it was goingwell and I thought everyone in Hollywoodthats closeted is gonna come out after me I pictured like a stampede of wildelephants like every closeted actor andactress in Hollywood But instead, they were like littlemeerkats coming out of their little meerkat closets. He did. We didnt have a six but we hada nine and a half. And [crowd laughs and claps] We try on everything that were gonnaput on our body except for socks, I realize. I dont know if I shouldget it. Ask your doctor if Trulicity is right foryou. Why is that my job? Its like, now, theres anything you couldpossibly want in the bathroom. People see me, whenever they see me anywhere, theyre like: Dance Ellen, dance. And Im like Im getting a mammogram. Even if we dont understand it, it doessomething for something else. I swore I'd never used them again, but desperate times calls for desperate jokes. Its amazing, we were poor cause we never had medicine. He was like the Harry Styles of 1979. Got birds and Im runnin, yeah, bout a hundred, yeah Because I feel like animals should be in their natural environment. I cant No. As she told Parade, her parents were devout Christian Scientists, explaining she "grew up in a very conservative home." Her childhood, she admitted, wasn't easy, especially after her parents divorced when she was 13. Do you have anything to say to the Did you graduate college? . And I can only imagine the fires that she mightve had to put out to put parents at ease and also know that I didnt have any training coming into it, but I appreciate whatever the potential this she saw in me was. I mean everybody warned me. There are going to be bad times in life, like whats happening right now. A source told the Daily Mail, who reported the news early Wednesday, that "Ellen knows her time is up . Ellen Lee DeGeneres (born January 26, 1958) is an American comedian, television host, actress, writer, and producer. It really Its like Its gonna fit. Ellen Degeneres: (03:42) Im laying on the sofa, I have my phone. I had a dream that I was holding a baby finch, like a little precious bird and it was my pet and I put it back in its cage which was this beautiful multi-tiered bamboo cage and the bird became me, when it went into the cage and all of a sudden it realized that it was up against the window all alone, and the window was open and the bars were wide enough for the bird to fly out. You were helping us for a minute there. I was vegan for 8 years and I really do believe that is great for you. If youre graduating high school, congratulations. In 2016, she received the Presidential Medal of Freedom. Theres a teacher I want to give a special shout out to. So well, then you can have the chicken? I just started eating a piece of fish once in a while and Ill eat eggs from chickens that I know. In 2008, she married her longtime girlfriend Portia de Rossi. And [crowd laughs] So I was excited by celebrities. But it was the best part of my journey. May is usually the beginning of graduation season. DeGeneres later returned to the Nemo franchise with the 2016 sequel, Finding Dory. She took a chance on me. But I really, you know, as much asthat was an imprint that celebrities werespecial and, you know, I knew that I didntthink I was gonna be a celebrity. Im going down back in stay there for a little while.. Theyve gotten a pottery class, theyve played frisbee with a dog. And for you? Is he here? I mean, it should be like best thing since fire, or the wheel, or the ladder. Bread has been around forever. Yeah, we all have our little quirks. With tear-stained cheeks, Ellen DeGeneres signed off her chatshow for the final time on Thursday, ending a daytime TV juggernaut that had lasted 19 years. View history Ellen DeGeneres: Here and Now is a stand-up comedy routine that was shown on HBO. It is mandatory to procure user consent prior to running these cookies on your website. ELLEN DEGENERES: THE BEGINNING (2000) - Full Transcript January 10, 2018 talks about everything from the world of insects to mundane shampoo bottle directions to being caught by the highway patrol wearing nothing but a leather harness, captain's hat & paddle on the road. Now, theyre carrying animals around with them I There are somany pills. Thats Thats my Happy Birthday fist right there. Her brother is musician and producer Vance DeGeneres. And then I danced the second day too good and then the third And I was locked in, I was the dancer. [crowd laughs] For Petes sake! Who is Pete, and why are we doing everything for his sake? Can you do it without? Ellen DeGeneres Show DJ tWitch 'dies by suicide' aged 40 News Ellen DeGeneres speaks out following death of DJ tWitch UK I loved him with all my heart: Ellen DeGeneres remembers Stephen. I had a great life. I just danced as a joke. Discover why Rev is the #1 speech-to-text service in the world. Shouldnt be a problem. He didnt even know how to slice it. I cant honk ever at anyone. Because if it had four doors, it would be a chicken sedan. Actress Lea Thompson, who is perhaps best . In an interview with The Hollywood Reporter, DeGeneres said she had planned to end the show after season. And the haters are gonna hate, hate, hate, hate. I That could be right for you. And now, I saw an advertisementfor a pill that stops headaches andmigraines before they start. But unfortunately, most of the country is social distancing, a lot of graduation ceremonies have been canceled, if not all, I think. Ellen Degeneres: (07:49) [crowd laughs] I cant see. Ill do that, thank you. Yeah, we never had a vaccination, never had But they even kept, like,medicine I didnt know anything about medicine. Does that cancel it out in any way or What if I had two cats, does that make mequestioning or am I not quite gay at that point? and it wasntmeant to be funny. Easily integrate Rev using our robust APIs to start building your product quickly. We get a junk drawer. I really dont like to judge, except forpeople who say libary. Youre 21 and youve already accomplished more than I had at that age. "Very few stations wanted to buy the show, and here we are 20 years . Garrett, who appears to have since deleted the tweet in question, appeared on The Ellen DeGeneres Show six times between 2004 and 2007. Ellen Degeneres: (06:15) You might not but you might. And then at the end it says: Ask your doctor if Trulicity is right for you. Its like: I dont even know whats wrongwith them. Fine dining. -Hows the dining? A RESTful API to access Revs workforce of fast, high quality transcriptionists and captioners. I was raised in New Orleans and we Its a wonderful place to grow up and Iwas raised Christian Science. Its at the beginning, not so much, but now Yeah, it was tough in the beginning. Listen to the MP3 Audio here: Ellen DeGeneres' 2009 Commencement Speech at Tulane University TRANSCRIPT: Scott Cowen - 14th President, Tulane University On the heels of her announcement that she would be ending her daytime talk show after almost 20 years, the longtime host bought back her Montecito, California . I know how important that is. I was told that today is Teacher Appreciation Day. A famously awkward interview clip of actress Dakota Johnson calling out TV host Ellen Degeneres resurfaced on Wednesday as fans joke that Johnson caused the show's demise. Its like [crowd laughs] Doing the bathmat scoot. Again! They were vaping and And they were like: Its Ellen,oh my God, its Ellen. And Im like [crowd laughs] and then I realized I pulled up, and the gaspump was over here and my tank was back here, on this side ofthe car. Thats I do have an injury thats kind of a problem for working out now. Have you dined with us before? Complete biography of Ellen DeGeneres . Nobody was in there. And, its a big You can imagine howbig the bathroom is. It was my senior year of high school. I got a TV from the gay lady. [crowd claps] If I have a gold bar laying around Ill takethe gold bar. Heathens. He was popular, too. They stabbed at it with their sword. I dont know if thats true. I was also told that today is Chicken Appreciation Day. That Im not a dancer. Get a weekly digest of the weeks most important transcripts in your inbox. And for me it was a dead battery, but, We all have people, that we know, that look into signs way too much. Youse a fine motherfucker, wont you back that ass up Some of the nicer restaurants have the bathroom attendants in there which is aI dont understand how that job gotstarted. Andy Lassner: (06:14) And when we see signs like that we think that means that were on the right path which by the way, we are all on a path. Like, if someone cuts me off in a dangerous way if I honk, they are like: Ellen? [crowd laughs] [crowd laughs and claps] Yeah, that and the dancing. Girl, you looks good, wont you back that ass up I dont deserve it, give it to thelady there. Get listed in the most prominent screenplays collection on the web! DeGeneres has hosted the Academy Awards, Grammy Awards, and the Primetime Emmys. You also have the option to opt-out of these cookies. So, whether your bathmat scoot is 50 scoots to get to the towel or three scoots to get to the towel Whether youre gay, or have dry eye. NBC By John Koblin March 22, 2021 When Ellen DeGeneres returned from a summer hiatus to open the 18th season of her daytime talk show in September, she came armed with an apology. If you go to a restaurant, unless itsa vegan restaurant. We saw the first wave of disapproval after DeGeneres attempted to rehabilitate the . She may not be gay anymore, I dont know. Are there ten rows? My publicist,my agent, my manager anyone making moneyoff of me said: Dont do it. But, you know, my worst fears came true because you know, and thats why people stay closeted. [message received noise] [crowd laughs] Id send her this. I went through sort of a bad girl phase, Iwas on Aspirin. But And its a wonderful thing, it is, but heres the downside I can never do anything unkind, ever now,ever. They seemed fine, like, I dont know what it is. This is my homework for my online Spanish. Why does a chicken coop only have two doors? Ellen Degeneres: (07:31) The backlash against Ellen DeGeneres has been brewing for some time. Thats Theres hair in it already and you just Now, its like, its grown. [message sent noise], And shed send me this. In 2004the year Ellen and Portia started datingDeGeneres purchased a 2,000-square-foot home in Hollywood Hills for $1.275 million. And I thought: Oh my God, I am gonna godownstairs Im gonna write the most relatable special that anybody has ever seen. So after Lupita got me dressed and combedmy hair I just couldnt wait, I was just the whole way down the escalator, Im like, this is gonna be so good. The bathroom attendant used to bea simple thing. Because players are gonna to play, play, play, play, play. She had a gawky, tomboyish persona, but her fans seemed to have no trouble seeing. Its on your mind cause youre worried that someones gonna find out. Ellen DeGeneres fans learned Wednesday that the talk show host will end her syndicated daytime program in 2022. Happy birthday Back that ass up The Ellen DeGeneres Show, I thought it was somewhat entertaining, but not enough to make a habit out of watching the show. And I think because my mother told me she was rocking me when I was a little baby and we went over backwards and I thought, how fast do you have to berocking a baby? I'm bringing back some classic punchlines this week. [message sent noise] [crowd laughs] She sent me this. Ill tell you that. I had to learn about it on the commercial. Trulicity? And So, I had to do that bathmat scoot all theway across the bathroom to get to the towel. Not from graduation, it was something else. We shouldve saved a fortune on that. [crowd laughs] -Why? to me. In fact, Im downin this DeGeneres starred in the popular sitcom Ellen from 1994 to 1998 and has hosted her syndicated TV talk show, The Ellen DeGeneres Show, since 2003. I love that we imagine that were gonna curl up and read a good book. [crowd laughs] [claps] Where do you get your riboflavin? Its hard to be vegan. Ill wanna have a poncho on. But I said: What do I do about that? He said: Nothing. [background song in the video] And then I sent her this. Something different gonna happen in here? 2021 Scraps from the Loft. Libary Really? tWitch: (06:46) One photo shows David sitting in a chair leaning on his white Gibson guitar, while Iman is laid back on a bed* Shes your friend, shes my friend. Cause I used to writeall the time. Girl, you looks good, wont you back that ass up Ellen Degeneres: ( 00:00) Hi, everyone and welcome. Nearly a decade later in 1994, DeGeneres was still very much in the closet when her sitcom Ellen went on air. That is lovely energy. Section 107, allowance is made for "fair use" for purposes such as criticism, comment, news reporting, teaching, scholarship, and research. [rap song playing] Yeah, yeah, Ay, I remember syrup sandwiches and crime allowances Thats not important. -Well, thats soaked in ham juice. Now Id like to talk to you aboutgay. Alright, so you would like someone to goin with you? I get out of the tub and Batu hadforgotten to put the towel next to thetub. It does get better. So I have a step ladder, but I love it just the same, I do. I know when Im feeling down and Im looking for inspiration, I turned to the Dalai Lama who said, Never lose faith in the truth. The Best Speech-to-Text Solution for Your Business Learn how Rev fits into your businesses workflow. But I was hiding a part of myself and whenever we hide anything from anybody, its because were worried about what someone else is gonna think of us. On Wednesday, embattled comedian Ellen DeGeneres confirmed that she'll end her eponymous talk show after next season. But Im not [crowd laughs] Oh, look how happy you are. She is the daughter of Betty DeGeneres (ne Elizabeth Jane Pfeffer), a speech therapist, and Elliott Everett DeGeneres, Jr., an insurance agent. Oh my God, youre so happy Im not vegan. 0:00. Itll put everything in perspective. I am not gonna continue to do this the whole time.. Yeah. Why do you care where I get my protein? Nobodys worried about talking about dandruff anymore, you know. I want to make you feel good for an hour, at least an hour really. 05:07. I have an issue with all the emotional support animals that people areflying with now. Maybe its right for Ive gardened. Cause Id like it to come out right. Its just so Im filled withanxiety when they come up to the table and they just come up and: And thelady will have? Like Youre at the doctors office: Ellen, you seem pretty sick. The ladder is an adult purchase if you really think about it. I can't move right now. Yeah. Its really working out for me now. I think youre doing a great job. -How long youve been doing it? We dont try socks on because we trust Because the size is so Its likesize three through 11. Watch Think Dig Deeper Customize this lesson 48 Do you have a donkey or a pack mule or anything? So, now, that particular look, the mullet,the outfit, everything is on the internet forever and ever andever. She may not be gay. But then, you know, the years went on and people watched the show and liked the show saw that I was the same person I was before plus I started giving stuffaway and people love free stuff. Oh boy. By clicking Accept, you consent to the use of ALL the cookies. And, even though I knew that was gonna be difficult. I love that phrase. Yeah, but heres the thing. Industry-leading accurate legal transcription to ensure you dont miss a statement. Ellen DeGeneres: Here and Now (1,088) 7.6 60min 2003 X-Ray 7+ Comedian/actress Ellen DeGeneres brings her honesty and off-the-wall wit to this stand-up special taped live at NYC's Beacon Theater. Goodbye. [claps] So I had to go buy new shoes with hardersoles and when I was trying on shoes, I realized, when we try on shoes we do things were never gonna do in them. Maam. And anyway. Ellen Degeneres: (00:51) Speech-to-Text live streaming for live captions, powered by the worlds leading speech recognition API. Start your free trial to watch Ellen DeGeneres: Here and Now and other popular TV shows and movies including new releases, classics, Hulu Originals, and more. Yes. Alright, Ill remember that. "Ellen DeGeneres" Scripts.com. Its like your childhood, through your adulthood, you wear those things. If Im out somewhere and people have a baby Theyll hold it out towards me like, for me tohold it and Im like: This is cashmere, no.. There are a lot of children that it would impact a lot of kids would be helped by that, you know, and [crowd cheers and clap] Its not just actorsand actresses. Im And Im kind, Im a good person. Why do you say that to her?. Actress Lea Thompson supported Garrett's claims by tweeting, "True story. Call me Big Daddy when you back that ass up Call me Big Daddy when you back that ass up Is there a special chicken that youd like to give a shout out to? Im gonna go curl up and read a good book like You dont curl up for a magazine, you dont curl up for Although, when I read the paper I curl up in the fetal position now, thats Thats for sure. In my life, Ive been through some incredible highs and some tremendous lows, and the one thing thats true about both of them is that they pass, so cherish the good times. So I try to keep everything and use everything except for when ketchup gets down to that part where it starts makingthat noise, Ill throw it out because theres no need in keeping it when itmakes that noise. Ellen DeGeneres is apologizing to her staff in the wake of allegations that her talk show fosters a toxic environment. Andy Lassner: (00:50) We wanna grow, we wanna feel good about ourselves we wanna feel proud of who we are Were all the same. Yep. They dont. Maybe theyre transporting a bowl ofsoup. Out of these, the cookies that are categorized as necessary are stored on your browser as they are essential for the working of basic functionalities of the website. El libro esta en la biblioteca. And I'm like "I'm getting a mammogram. And my dad put me onhis shoulders to get a better look at him cause you know how four-year-olds loveCharlton Heston. Ellen was introduced by Tulane president Scott Cowen. Im just gonna keep shoes on, theyre not gonna see that. Then you go tosomebodys house and they have a shoes-off policy. Here it is. We put someone in a box so, you know I think everyone thinksthat all celebrities live exactly the same. I mean, the fact that he has that, you know, title of sliced bread. The next year she received two Emmy Award nominations for her stand-up comedy special Ellen DeGeneres: Here and Now. We should be on our own path. OK. Negotiations breaking down Ellen Degeneres: (06:05) Throughout the years, Ellen . Thank you so much for being here,Seattle. I got it right there, thank you. They didnt let her on, thank God, but Imean, not that she doesnt need it. And this side of the table? Dave Chappelle delivers a speech at his prestigious alma mater that reflects on his comedy roots, his rise to fame and why artists should never behave.. And youre watching them slowly creep up in your rearview mirror, and youre just: Please, change. They believe we are spiritual beings having a material experience in thematerial world and the mantra that theysay is: Know the truth. And the truth is, there is no pain unless you give it pain with your mind. I dont know why they insist on doing it. People arentafraid of it anymore like dandruff. You know It was probably a tall guy who invented the ladder going: I have aspirations of my own. Top-rated television show host and New Orleans native Ellen DeGeneres was the keynote speaker at Tulane University's 2009 Commencement. [crowd laughs] I gotta get the fuck out of here. Im sweatin in the drawers, yeah, hard and long, yeah. Like: What was my choice? Before I make a decision I wanna see how this is. He was using me as bait, hoping that Charlton would go: Oh, cute little girl. And come over,you know. Ive seen that in the brochure, and Ill bring a poncho in case theres a bonfire on the beach. Flatten it out. For the shoes to see themselves, cause youcant. Whooping cough, back hair, crying And itsjust They should say anything at all: Side effects could be, think of something. Ellen DeGeneres' most contentious interviews with showbiz stars have resurfaced after the US talk show host came under fire for her recent show with Mariah Carey, forcing her to reveal her. I have 15 on right now. You have no idea. And thats when you grow and thats what we all want. Comedian and talk show host Ellen DeGeneres has been in the spotlight for decades. Its when I learned that the truth will always win. Im sweatin in the drawers, yeah, hard and long, yeah I mean all throughout history, no one sliced it? Ellen Degeneres: (02:02) Yeah. Shes actually She is my friend and shehid that from me. I heard he was coming to the party. Oh my God, it was so hard but It is so worth it cause when you get there and you see this thing five feet away from you So majestic, so beautiful. I have a good job. Like If theyre in someones backyard and theyre wondering around and theyrehappy and they dont have a husband. Because the birds in the jungle have never heard Kendrick Lamar. What are the kids doing? For fiveminutes it was really celebrated and then everyone changed their minds. Ill bring a gown in case theres a captain from a boat that I have to have dinner with. 2. See those leaders start to frown Youre vegan? Thats not that long ago. Its like, a whole bodega is set upin there. She has dry eye and thats okay. Literary Device Explanation of quote "I did everything from - I shucked oysters, I was a hostess, I was a bartender, I was a waitress, I painted houses, I sold vacuum cleaners, I had no idea." This example of a literary device is an anaphora. It was the only graduation ceremony really. And I looked at the bird and I said: Dont leave, youre safe in here. And the bird looked at me and said: I dont belong in here. And flew out. 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